How, Why, and What the Hell!?

Ok, so I work at Domino's and today there was just too much stupid. First, I really need to work on my timing. I nearly had two chances to teach little brats on bikes a good lesson. I pulled back up to the store after a delivery and these three little piss ants sped right by the door on their bikes. Then, not long after, I get in my car and start it to go to another delivery and they speed back by the door on their bikes. If only I had better timing, I could have taught them the valuable lesson of speeding by doors that open outwards. 

So, for the past week, we've had a lady from Citi Financial in the lobby of the store getting college students to sign up for a credit card and get a free pizza. I won't argue one bit that she is quite pretty. But today, I walked by an idiot employee that actually said "I would eat that asshole out with a silver spoon. No, I would go so far as to say I'd eat it out with a ladle." Hearing this so very much disturbed me that I'm not really sure I could think of something to say.....its just SO VERY WRONG! (On a side note, said employee talks about eating OUT assholes but won't for the life of him take the fucking trash out.)

Lastly, we had an employee that went to deliver a pizza and found out someone had put the wrong address in the computer. Said employee comes back and quits over this. Yes, you read that right, someone quit because someone accidentally put the wrong address in the computer for a delivery. Did I mention I work around COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS! 

BERLIN - A German court has awarded 3,000 euros ($4,100) in damages to a man who had to have the top of his skull replaced with plastic because of a faulty hospital fridge.

Doctors removed the top of the man's head and put it in cold storage while they operated on his brain, the court in the western city of Koblenz said Tuesday.

Because the refrigerator was defective, the section of skull was not kept cool enough and could not be reattached. Doctors replaced the bone with a plastic prosthesis. 

The man sought compensation of at least 20,000 euros on the grounds that the prosthesis caused him headaches, affected his balance and made him unduly sensitivity to the weather.

Following consultations with experts, the court found that the operation had caused the man's discomfort, not the loss of the top of his skull.

Compensation of 3,000 euros was "appropriate and sufficient," it said.

"The experts consulted by the court concluded the new skull roof was better than the original," a court spokesman said. 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20495967/

Okay, so...First off, HE'S ONLY GETTING 3,000 EUROS FOR THAT!?

Honestly, my argument for why I wanted compensation would have been something along the lines of (pardon the caps...) "IT WAS THE TOP OF MY HEAD....." Really, what the hell was up this judges ass? The guy loses the top of his skull cause of a faulty fridge and doesn't even get enough money to, what I would assume, not even pay for the operation he just had.

ABBOTSFORD, Wis. - Police in Wisconsin have cited a legless man and his friend on a drunken driving charge, saying the amputee was at the wheel while his friend worked the pedals.

It was the third and second such arrests for the men, respectively.

Police say the amputee was sitting in the driver's seat and told officers he had too much to drink. But he argued he wasn't really driving since the other man was on the brake and accelerator. 

Both men also were cited for driving after their licenses had been revoked.

Police say a third man in the truck, who was also drunk, walked himself home after the traffic stop. 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20500197/

Seriously, this guy has been pulled over multiple times for this same thing. Twice with this same guy. Wouldn't someone notice a man with no legs getting into the driver seat of a vehicle? ....A drunk man with no legs, at that?